环球小姐是怎样用英语
形容世界男性
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Miss Universe's Last Question
环球小姐最后一题
Question: MS America, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官
MS america: Well, I can say that male organs in america
are like gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
MS America: Because it stands every time it sees a
woman...
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌鼓掌)
Question: MS Spain, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官
MS Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very
own bullfight or tor(bull).
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
MS Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌鼓掌)
Question: MS Philippines, how do you describe a male
organin your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官
MS Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in
ourcountry are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
MS Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里
(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause!
Applause!) (鼓掌鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌鼓掌)
Question: MS Iran, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官
MS Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in iranare
like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
MS Iran: Because they like to enter through the back
door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!) (鼓掌鼓掌，大笑大笑，鼓掌鼓掌)
Question: MS India, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官
MS India: Well, I can say the male organs in india are
like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
MS India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为日夜劳做
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌)
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